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Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Interest :: Piqued
  2. Chase :: Car
  3. Itch :: Scratch
  4. Soothe :: Lotion
  5. Lamp :: Shade
  6. Tutor :: Student
  7. Nicole :: Anna
  8. Sloth :: -ful
  9. Burn :: Victim
  10. Bug :: Virus

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Hotter :: than Hot
  2. Negotiator :: Hostage
  3. Crimson :: Tide
  4. Loses :: Wins
  5. Tide :: Wave
  6. Alan :: Arkin
  7. Fool :: Jokester
  8. Pink :: Tool
  9. Palm :: Reading
  10. Lipstick :: Stain

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Grace :: Will &
  2. Shower :: Bridal
  3. Alice :: Bradys
  4. Purple :: People Eaters
  5. Apartment :: 9
  6. 3 :: fold
  7. Car :: trip
  8. Pregnant :: expectations
  9. Counselor :: advisor
  10. Discretion :: use

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Alarm :: Fire
  2. Guest :: House
  3. Worm :: Food
  4. Puppies :: Kittens
  5. Honor :: Code
  6. No! :: Way, Dude!
  7. Stomach :: Ulcer
  8. Counter :: Attack
  9. Waffles :: Toast
  10. Plates :: Bowls, cups, and spoons.

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Hairbrush :: ~Oh where is my hairbrush, oh where is my hairbrush, oh where oh where oh where oh where oh whe-e-e-e-e-re is my hairbrush?~ (VeggieTales)
  2. Sneak :: Peak
  3. Hole :: in my head
  4. Horror :: flick
  5. Standard :: sizing
  6. Mailbox :: full
  7. Attachment :: forgotten
  8. Type :: cast
  9. Nails :: Salon
  10. Storage :: solution

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Redskins :: Washington
  2. Show :: and Tell
  3. Smoker ::  Blech
  4. Bad movie :: Bruce Campbell
  5. Play :: Hookey
  6. Jaguar ::  jag-u-ar
  7. Click :: the right mouse button
  8. Production :: Crew
  9. Sand :: Castle
  10. Foreign :: Affairs

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Werewolf :: I was a teenage
  2. Jim :: Garfield
  3. 2×4 :: Lumber
  4. Unruly :: Child
  5. Component :: Part
  6. Prolific :: Writer
  7. Wrestler :: Crocodile
  8. Huh? :: Wha?
  9. Dolls ::  Toy Story
  10. Super! :: Duper! (from Anchorman)

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. My treat :: my sweet
  2. Bell :: Pepper
  3. Five :: High
  4. You’re crazy :: Pal
  5. Disgust :: Sheer
  6. Tempest :: Shakespeare
  7. Bummer :: Dude
  8. Brim :: Hat
  9. Hose :: Panty
  10. Lollipop :: Lollipop, oh Lolly-lollipop ~~~

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Omelette :: Cheese
  2. Classic :: Movies
  3. Thrifty :: Shopper
  4. Search :: Function
  5. Fan :: Page
  6. Fussy :: Eater
  7. I am not :: Amused
  8. Indulge :: once in a while
  9. Poor :: Girl
  10. Manicure :: Pedicure

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Abusive :: Relationship
  2. Psychotic :: Dreams
  3. Parents :: are people too
  4. Yell :: Don’t
  5. Amulet :: Sword
  6. Sandstorm :: Protection
  7. Amusement :: Park
  8. Imitation :: is the sincerest form of flattery (not that I believe that)
  9. Baby :: Lotion
  10. Rainbows :: Willie Nelson

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Spinning :: Class
  2. Impasse :: At an
  3. Gravy :: Boat
  4. You are :: so beautiful, to me~
  5. September :: So
  6. Divulge :: details
  7. Training :: day
  8. Crap! :: -tastic
  9. Results :: oriented
  10. Shutting down :: Naptime

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Disguised :: Private Eye
  2. Big wheel :: Rig
  3. Irritating :: Sounds
  4. Care :: Urgent
  5. Grandpa :: Grandma
  6. Shooting :: Range
  7. Sunglasses :: Horatio
  8. Stampede :: Elephants
  9. Painstakingly :: Easy
  10. Terrible position :: Yoga

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Delayed :: Flight
  2. Irresponsible :: Actions
  3. Stupendous :: Tremendous
  4. Barcelona :: Spain
  5. Solution :: X
  6. Simplify :: the situation
  7. Crumble :: topping
  8. Podcast :: Listen
  9. Conversation :: Starter
  10. Homepage :: Google

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Death :: to Smoochy (have I seen this movie? I don’t think so.)
  2. Identified :: as important
  3. Saturday :: Night Live
  4. Dumped :: on national television (really? that’s what I thought of first?)
  5. Division :: Championships
  6. Stilted :: Jilted
  7. Crimes :: of passion
  8. Stumped :: Bumped (feeling rhyme-y today, apparently)
  9. Future :: Back to the
  10. Team :: mate

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Taxman :: Cometh
  2. Material :: Girl
  3. Format :: File
  4. File cabinet :: Eggplant (the color of our file cabinets at work)
  5. Ignore :: -ing you now
  6. Super! :: Duper! (ala Anchorman)
  7. Fireproof :: Vest
  8. Blockbuster :: Video
  9. Snooper :: For shame
  10. Good will :: Hunting