Things I wish I liked (but don’t) (the mostly food edition)

… pesto.

… tomatoes (because Caprese salads look so yummy, but not liking tomatoes and basil pretty much means you’re eating Mozzarella cheese, which, while delicious, is not a salad).

… the color red.

… zucchini, because they are an excellent addition to stir fry, if you don’t let them get squishy.

… strawberry ice cream.

real Greek yogurt (you know, the unflavored, unsweetened stuff).

… dark chocolate.

… onions (if only for the convenience of it).

… bleu cheese (I like bleu cheese dressing with buffalo wings, but that’s it).

… blueberries.

But, just to balance it out, some things that I do like (very much):

… avocados.

… cheese.

… milk chocolate.

… mocha flavor.

… the color turquoise.

… bread.

… limes.

… naps.

… purring kitties.

… garlic.

… dessert (cookies, ice cream, cake, cupcakes, whipped cream, I could go on…).