What’s in a name?

I’ve been reading up in the archives of a new-to-me blog [link removed] recently. It belongs to my Mini Quilt in a Bag swap partner, Tacha. Back in February, she posted this meme [link removed], and now I’m copying her, because as I read through it and thought about my answers, they made me laugh, and figured sharing the laughter is good.

Your Real Name: Kelly

Witness Protection Name:(mother and fathers middle names) Mabel Kenneth.

Secret Spy Name: (your first name spelled backwards) yllek (that’s pronounced yill-leck

Nascar Name: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad) Kenneth Kenneth (this one might be my favorite – can’t you just picture it?)

Detective Name:(favorite color, favorite animal) Pink Bunny (doesn’t this sound more like a stripper?).

Soap Opera Name:(middle name, county where you were born) Laura Kane.

Super Hero Name: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning) The Turquoise Margarita

Fly Name:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name) Keer

Street Name:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie) Chocolate Chocolate (another favorite, or perhaps this meme is supposed to be for someone who has more diverse tastes, and relatives’ names).

Rock Star: (current pet, current street) Matea Garfield

Porn Name: (1st pet, street you grew up on) Alexandra Moore (OK, it was Alexander, but I refuse to be a male porn star)

Your Gansta Name:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Kelizzle

Your Goth Name:(black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Romeo (again with the male names – is this number three or four?)

Stripper Name: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav. candy) Beyond Paradise (OK, I’m just going to stop there, because I think it’s only going to get worse if I add a candy to that)

OK, Liz, I expect you to play along on your blog, because you’re my only local friend with one, and I want to hear your answers.