I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating:
Sandwich purchased to make headache go away (due to not eating) will not work effectively sitting on your desk. It must be consumed. No matter how much Excedrin you take or Gatorade you drink, you must eat the food.
Sometimes, I do things that just aren’t that smart. (Notice how I didn’t say, “Sometimes, I am stupid.” Doing and being are very different things.)