You’ll never guess what I didn’t do last night. I didn’t do it today, either. Wanna know, huh huh? I didn’t write my paper that’s due tomorrow. Ha! And I’m not gonna tonight, either. So there. Such a slacker, I am. Well, not exactly. I mean, I’ve already written 6, and we only had to write 3, so… slacker isn’t exactly the right word. I brought my book with me today thinking I might write it here at work, but… well, after looking at the question again, there’s no way this paper is going to be good. It’s not the type of question I answer well, and so why bother when I already have several more acceptable grades.