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Goooood Watchin’

If you get the chance, you should watch “Lost Twin Cities” as produced by TPT (Local PBS). I had recorded it a while back and watched it last night – it was really quite interesting, especially for a transplant to the area who didn’t necessarily know much if any of the history. Did you know that the LA Lakers originated in the Twin Cities? Did you know that Minneapolis used to have a minor league baseball team just like St Paul still does? Did you know there was a baseball field at Lexington and University? (Explains why that corner is still a hole.) Very interesting, especially since many of the architectural features were buildings that were destroyed in the 50′s, so they’re not currently part of the skyline.

Undone

You’ll never guess what I didn’t do last night. I didn’t do it today, either. Wanna know, huh huh? I didn’t write my paper that’s due tomorrow. Ha! And I’m not gonna tonight, either. So there. Such a slacker, I am. Well, not exactly. I mean, I’ve already written 6, and we only had to write 3, so… slacker isn’t exactly the right word. I brought my book with me today thinking I might write it here at work, but… well, after looking at the question again, there’s no way this paper is going to be good. It’s not the type of question I answer well, and so why bother when I already have several more acceptable grades.

Healthful Me

My employee health newsletter (which is not published by my agency, but purchased and passed around for our general well-being) is usually not helpful to me, and occasionally laughable. Like last month, when the helpful tip was that I should go outside for 15 minutes every day between 11 and 2, even if it’s not sunny out, in the winter. Clearly, the writer had never experienced a Minnesota winter. Even if it was just on my return trip from Starbucks, which would only be about 5 minutes, my coffee would get cold, I would be freezing, and I’m quite sure I would be sick more often than not.

But anyways, I digress.

This month they decided to help me with my goal to not be stressed out by the holidays. Because, let’s face it, holidays can be stressful (especially when trying to juggle more family than I’m used to), and I love Christmas most of all and don’t want any shadows to be cast upon the joy of the season. I thought it was nice of the newsletter to provide these tips, even though most of them weren’t new. And I thought I’d share them with you because, well, I can.

“6 Ways to Simplify the Holidays” (from Unplugging the Christmas Machine by Jo Robbinson and Jean Cappock Staeheli, republished in HOPE Health Letter, December 2006) (my comments in italics)

  1. Acknowledge that you can’t do it all. Ask each family member to write down what they want to do most. Then decide on two or three things that will be meaningful to all. This was a new idea to me, and if I had more family members to consult, I think it’s a great idea.
  2. Give yourself permission to say NO to any invitation that you don’t want to accept. I always believe in saying No. It’s one of the things I’m good at.
  3. If you have two or more sets of relatives to visit, try to combine family celebrations or visit neutral territory, like a vacation home. Alternate Christmas and Thanksgiving with different sets of parents from year to year. Two or more? Doesn’t everyone have at least two sets to visit? Between and I, we have 4, if we only count parental units. is so lucky – this year she can just make everyone come to them.
  4. Feel free to establish new traditions. There’s no reason to continue something you no longer enjoy just because you’ve always done it that way. I love traditions, even the ones I complain about (like lutefisk on Christmas Eve). Especially at Christmas, traditions seem important to me. This year I have to try to find a new candlelight service to go to, since I won’t be going home to Illinois for… the first time ever. It will only be the second Christmas Eve at my grandparents’ house that I’ll miss. So… new traditions it is.
  5. Don’t make food the focus of your gatherings. Consider catering all or part of your holiday meal. Um… I have nothing to add to this one. I’m not really in charge of any gatherings that I foresee, so… this will have to be left to others.
  6. Avoid stressful gift-giving myths such as: You need to spend the same amount of money on gifts every year; if someone gives you a gift you must reciprocate; it’s necessary to continue the gift-giving cycle once it’s started. Talk to friends and relatives – they may want to stop the obligatory gift giving, too. Part of me loves it when families cease with the gift-giving, though it does take some of that childlike joy out of the event. I will miss watching my 93-year-old grandfather rip open his presents this year – he always starts tearing away at the corner before it’s his turn, which is really cute to watch. But as far as gift-giving goes… I like making gifts for people (though I did that a lot last year, so I’m not really doing that this year), and I like group gifts (like how and I are getting a set of pots and pans), and I like the gift of time (like how and went to a concert together for… someone’s birthday or Christmas or something).

Note: I am wearing my 30-year-old sweater today, the one knit for while they were still dating. It’s olive green and only a little bit baggy on me, which just goes to show that is not that big of a guy. Of course, he was still growing after they got married. I love this sweater, even though it’s wool and makes my neck itchy.

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Rhyme :: Nation (Rhythm Nation, really)
  2. Substantial :: Changes
  3. Instant :: Oatmeal
  4. Greed :: Pride
  5. Brad :: Pitt
  6. Season :: to remember
  7. Accomplished :: Woman (think Pride and Prejudice)
  8. Invite :: Only
  9. Sparkle :: -y
  10. Rainbow :: Brite

Let’s see…

Happy Thanksgiving!

Yeah… not really that much to say. I have been incredibly productive at home this week, which is probably why I don’t have much to say. I finished the curtains for ‘s bedroom finally – her birthday present (yes, her birthday was in August). I got almost everything on my “to do” list done last night, except for vacuuming. I packed all my stuff for the long weekend up so I can go to ‘s house straight from work, which means that I am carrying a crap-ton of stuff. Hope the bus isn’t crowded. Anyone have a solution to the hassle of carrying winter clothes for a weekend in a backpack (as in, winter clothes take up waaaaay more space than summer ones do) to that doesn’t involve … living together?

I’ve been a superstar in Access this week at work. I finally recreated a report that had been done manually for… decades, I swear. Amazingly, I actually got everything to work, and only broke it once or twice. Maybe it doesn’t sound like a big deal to you, but up until now I’d been manually doing math and entering numbers into an Excel spreadsheet, which is never a good option when all the information is already in a database somewhere.

Yes, yes, I know, incredibly boring. Boo-hoo.

So tonight I am going to Cub, and then I will either do my homework or make a pumpkin pie – we’ll see what I’m feeling like when I get back. is going to a concert and so I’m left to entertain myself, which is also known as “Wednesday night.”

Tomorrow we have two turkey dinners, followed by a wedding on Friday, and another turkey dinner on Sunday. Suffice it to say, my pants may not fit on Monday, at which point the world will rejoice and women everywhere will stop hating me.

Alright, I should go. , have fun in Ohio with the fam… , say hi to your Mom for me (insert filthy inappropriate your-mom joke here). All the rest of you… go get fat on turkey! And remember some things to be thankful for, even if it’s just… “Kelly won’t be posting any more boring entries for the rest of the week.”

This is all I have to say today

**Yes, I totally stole that pic from one of the blogs I read today, but I’m way too lazy to check which one it was. But I didn’t steal bandwidth, just the image. Promise.

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Teacher :: ‘s Aide
  2. Fifty :: One
  3. Crossword :: Puzzle
  4. Stuffed :: Animal (2nd thought – Shirt)
  5. Family :: Affair
  6. Purr :: Cat
  7. Toad :: the Wet Sprocket
  8. Cocktail :: Tom Cruise
  9. Insecurity :: Blanket
  10. Magical :: Being

Last night, part 2

I forgot to mention that, for kicks, I tried on a skirt last night at Macy’s that was too short and quite hideous (think orange and green plaid flannel, with a belt). There was a moment in the dressing room, while threatened to get my camera, that and I wrestled with the door (me trying to lock myself in, her on the other side, obviously). I’m sure, had any Macy’s Associates been around, they would have been completely disgusted by our behavior. But, alas, they weren’t. In case you were wondering, this absolutely tragic skirt was on sale for $40, which was 50% off the original price. And it was the only one left on the rack, so clearly other people didn’t think it was hideous. News flash: they were wrong.

My social commentary for the day

The BBC brought to my attention an article entitled, “Pakistan votes to amend rape laws.” I was interested, since I think that in the Muslim-controlled countries the rules concerning women and sex are ridiculous, including getting lashes for “adultery” if you don’t have 4 male witnesses to a rape. Who wants witnesses to a rape? Isn’t it bad enough? Anyways. What sparked my attention was this quote:

A woman is raped every two hours and gang-raped every eight hours in Pakistan, according to the country’s independent Human Rights Commission.

WTF? Every 2 hours? Remind me never to go to Pakistan. Why are there still women living in this country? Are any of them un-molested? This is a tragic statistic (and apparently an underestimate, since many rapes go unreported) and it angers me greatly. Of course, not really being the activist type… I’m just going to talk about the injustice and leave it at that. But maybe someone else will do something? Where would one even start to change that situation?

The power of a picture

I was looking through old photographs last night – finally started to fix the content of the picture frames that I hung up over the fireplace a while back. It’s really amazing the power that a photograph can have. I found the scrapbook that my last church gave me as a parting gift, and relived all the happy times I had there, and all the special people and the kids and all the fun. But there were also pages in a photo album from college that I had to skip entirely, because I couldn’t bear to look at them. And there are the pictures of myself where I look horrible and I cringe, and those where I look horrible but it was such a fun time/experience/memory that I love the picture anyways.

So, over the next few days I’m searching through all my digital copies of pictures to fill the rest of the frames, because I didn’t have nearly enough in print. Would you like to nominate any of your favorites?

Tuesday Twosome: It’s all about location…

  1. Name two things you love about the city/town you live in: I love that it’s a large city with a neighborhood feel, residential and mid-size-town like, but with all the amenities of the major metropolitan area that we are. I also love… well, I just really like my neighborhood. I’ve been here over 3 years now (2 different apartments), and I really feel quite comfortable here.
  2. Name two things you dislike about the city/town you live in: In my neighborhood particularly I feel a lack of good places to eat. Also, downtown has nothing going on outside of the 9-5 M-F routine.
  3. Name two cities/towns you would live in if you couldn’t live where you are now: I looooove San Francisco, but could never afford to live there. Also, the western part of Michigan, on the lake, is really nice.
  4. Are you a “true local” (born and raised) or a transplant of the city/town you live in? I am a transplant, though in 16 days I will have been here 5 years, and it really feels like home (though I will stay say I’m going “back home” when traveling to Illinois).
  5. Do you like to leave your city/town when you have a long weekend or do you like to stay home? I spend almost all of my weekends at ‘s house in the suburbs, including long weekends. I don’t think it really counts as leaving, since it’s only 13 miles away and I’d be there if it was a long weekend or not.

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Nick :: of time
  2. Focus :: on me
  3. Police :: blockade
  4. Miles :: versus points
  5. Earn :: -ings
  6. Twice :: the fun
  7. Razor :: sharp
  8. Personality :: dual
  9. Dumped :: —I’ve got nothing—
  10. Reliable :: as an ox (are ox reliable? I think it’s “sturdy as an ox,” or “strong as an ox.” Whatever.)

Pain and Mocking in St Paul

There’s one of those “Do” posters in the stairwell at St Paul College that mocks me every Monday and Wednesday morning. I always take the stairs to class, which happens to be on the 4th floor, and the floors are particularly tall – it’s a double flight of stairs to each level. So by the time I hit the 3rd floor, I’m feelin’ it, if you know what I mean. You’d think that after two months, it’d get easier, but apparently walking up 3 flights of stairs twice a week doesn’t really build up much stamina. Whatever. So there’s this poster between the 3rd and 4th floors, at which point I am feeling the burn. And it says… “Free Stairmaster” and points to the next flight of stairs. Mocking me, I tell you, every time I pass it.

End-of-workday humor

While over at the Dating Dummy, I was referred to this article on “Guidelines for Platonic Friendship” [link removed]. While you all know my opinion about sex outside of marriage… this is very funny. I liked it. In fact, it was almost helpful, if I 1) had any guy friends, or 2)… um… see #1, because I’m pretty sure I broke a few of these rules with my guy friends in college. Quite a few times, actually. This is why people got hurt, myself included. I’m not feeling clever enough right now, but does someone have the energy to pull together a similar list from the female perspective?

Now you can hate me

Test scores are in from Monday’s test, you know, the one that I wasn’t in such a swell mood about. 94%. Which means that I still have a 98% in the class, not including the extra credit paper. Feel free to hate me, because right now, I am that person in the class. Hehe. By the way, I’ve never been that person. Not that I didn’t do well in school, because I did, but in high school I was in honor’s classes, which meant there was a whole classroom full of smarties (and I just didn’t care enough to try hard), and college was just a different world entirely. So I’m going to enjoy this moment, while it lasts. Next semester I will hopefully take more than one class (my goal is three – we’ll see how that goes), and I’m quite sure that I won’t be acing all of my classes if that’s the case.

I’m going to go dance about the office now. And then get lunch.