(I don’t normally do this meme, since it’s usually something along the lines of, “would you rather eat a thousand worms, or be covered in leaches?” But today the questions looked… answerable.)
- Would you rather:
- cover all your food in barbecue sauce OR eat everything with a toothpick? I like the toothpick idea. Plus, bbq-covered chocolate bars just don’t do it for me.
- know how to throw a lasso with perfect accuracy OR be an expert trombonist? The idea of playing the trombone is fun ( played), but I think the lasso would be more practical, like if I ever had kids, or maybe just when I’m a junior high teacher.
- smell like pickles OR walk like a penguin? Smell like pickles, because my boyfriend would be deliriously happy with that.
- touch your finger to your nose every time somebody says the word “know” OR laugh uncontrollably whenever somebody says the word “but”? Laughing at “butt.” I’m almost there anyways. I find the Law & Order opening lines, “…crimes are particularly heinous” to be much funnier than I should.