Clothes that make me smile. My personal favorites are: your boyfriend wants me; boys are great – every girl should own one*; I’m not a tease – I’m just a reminder of what you can’t have.

Never mind that I probably wouldn’t actually wear any of them.

*No, people don’t really own each other, and if you reversed the gender on this one I’d probably go into some rant about men who think they own women. Whatever. You know it’s funny.