New favorite word

crap·u·lence n.

  1. Sickness caused by excessive eating or drinking.
  2. Excessive indulgence; intemperance.

How are you feeling today? Crapulescent? Crapulous? Crapulent? Who cares – they all sound pretty cool. They all sound better than “craptastic.” And yes, I will be using it in the figurative sense (since having a hangover is so not likely to happen).