I say this because I can and I want to

My boyfriend says the sweetest things. Unprovoked. He could really get awards, if there were some sort of competition that could measure such things. (How would that work? You know, it would end up turning into some crappy reality-television show on ABC that I would never watch and would be embarrassed to have inspired. So I’ll just nix that idea right now. No reality TV. Ever. If it were possible, I’d go back in time and prevent it from ever existing. All of it.) Since a rant on reality television is a horrible way to end what was supposed to be a compliment… My boyfriend really does say the nicest things, occasionally making it difficult for me to concentrate on work (when I have any).