Almost Forgot

I actually used the following phrase in conversation yesterday:

I ain’t hick.

You heard it here, folks.

Context: and and I were hanging out, and in the midst of telling “your mom” jokes, somehow I used “y’all,” as I’m known to do from time to time (though growing up in Chicago didn’t exactly socialize me to use this, I have, for most of my life). decided I got bonus points for using it, and then said she’d have to teach me the correct way to use “all y’all,” at which point I replied with the above.

Now if I could just figure out a way to use “if’n” correctly with any combination of the above, I think my life would be complete.