It’s official. You may now refer to as my boyfriend. For all of you who had been doing that (wrongly, might I add) for the past week or so, I’m sure this makes you happy, or at least means there will be no more yelling at me about it.
Gotta say, has to be the best “do you wanna be my girlfriend?” conversation setting ever, though. And if you don’t already know the full story, too bad. I get to keep some things to myself, you know.