Short Note

To: whoever broke into my car last night

First of all, broke in is relative. I keep the car unlocked. Don’t you think there might be a reason why? I don’t think the pennies and nickels you walked away from the car with were worth your time. You also missed the garage door opener (the address was on the insurance card you fiddled with), the cell phone charger (coulda made some money on ebay), 2 new windshield wipers (sealed, laying on the floor in the back seat), and a pen.

Better luck next time.