I’ve been working through the Microsoft Money Deluxe “Lifetime Planner,” and came across this very humorous analysis:
Based on your current plan, you will pay all of the costs of tuition for: Kelly.
This is an admirable goal, but you’re currently forecasted to run out of money 75 years before you retire.
Um…. That would be… pre-birth? Or else I don’t get to retire until at least 100 if not older. Methinks there’s some confusion there. Me also thinks I need to work on financial aid.
Oh, the hair coloring turned out fine. No orange, no purple, just plain ordinary red. It was a stinky process, though. My eyes teared up something fierce, and there could be brain damage from the fumes I’ve inhaled.