You know how certain things make you feel… uncomfortable? Like that person on the bus who smells, or the coworker who stands too close, or… fill in the blank.
Well, yesterday and today, I have been having significant… underwear issues. That’s right, I said it. I suggest reading no further.
Yesterday, I wore this cute skirt, and since it was a little clingy, required the use of a thong. I don’t know what was wrong with the one I picked out, but clearly it only was meant to invoke pain. There must be a reason I don’t normally wear that one.
And then today, the choice was boy-cut shorts, because they’re fun, and I was feeling fun. I am not feeling fun right now. They have ridden up. They continue to ride up, despite my attempts to… relieve the situation.
At this point, I’m ready to go commando.
See, I told you you didn’t want to keep reading.