I should be offended….

I am Gonorrhea. Love me.
I am Gonorrhea. Love me.

Which Horrible Affliction are you?

A Rum and Monkey disease.

And I quote:

Congratulations, you’re gonorrhea! Yeah, that’s right. You’re a sexually transmitted disease. And it gets worse: you’re curable. But fret not, my fine infectious friend; you have a fine array of symptoms associated with you that would make even rabies flinch….[gross description here] What’s more, you can be passed to babies as they’re being born, and cause them to go blind! That’s how cool you are!