And I quote:
Congratulations, you’re gonorrhea! Yeah, that’s right. You’re a sexually transmitted disease. And it gets worse: you’re curable. But fret not, my fine infectious friend; you have a fine array of symptoms associated with you that would make even rabies flinch….[gross description here] What’s more, you can be passed to babies as they’re being born, and cause them to go blind! That’s how cool you are!